I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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