Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
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Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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