my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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