i was rollin on her like bob the builder
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
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all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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