Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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