i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
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I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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