Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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