Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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