It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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