..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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