There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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