She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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