Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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We left the knife in your bed.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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