I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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you will always have a special place in my vag
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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