He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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