Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
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planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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