I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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