i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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