Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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