You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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