i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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