what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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