So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
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I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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