i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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