we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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