oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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