How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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