So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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