walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Randomize