Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I believe in your delicious
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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