everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
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I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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