whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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