The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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