perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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