dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
The best revenge is premature balding
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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