I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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