have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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