Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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