Porn is love you can see.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
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Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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