Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
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I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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