i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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