North Korea, Best Korea!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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it glows. i had to have it.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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