you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Randomize