I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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