It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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