carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
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So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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