I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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