two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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