Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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