should my penis look like a turkey
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
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I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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